Good morning. I feel I should make a confession…back in the day I used to enjoy the British comedy, Monty Python’s Flying Circus. Yes, I know, it was weird, but I liked it!
In the midst of their program they would say, “And now, for something completely different.” That line would introduce something even more off the wall than what they had been doing, which was already quite outrageous. For our thought for today, I would like to say, “And now, for something completely different,” and share some thoughts from signs that are a little bit “different.”
God gave me a good heart, and a very unreliable mouth.
I don’t want to go outside, it’s very peopley out there.
People write “congrats” because they can’t spell congrajilashins.
Unattended children will be given an espresso and a puppy.
A Comfort Inn sign in Kenora, Ontario: Pets Welcome! Except for bears…we won’t make that mistake again.
I dusted once. It all came back. I’m not falling for that again!
I named my horse Mayo. Yes, Mayo Neighs.
Yes, I am into fitness. Watch as I am fitness whole cupcake into my mouth.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! One in 365 people will wonder how I knew.
Tweet unto others as you would have them tweet unto you.
CHURCH SIGNS:
Too hot to change sign. So: Sin Bad – Jesus Good — Details Inside.
Satan Hates This Church!
All the donkey and the elephant want to do is fight. Look to the Lamb for answers.
Sin-burn is prevented by Son-screen
“Just love everyone and leave the details to me.” God
Choose the Bread of Life, or you are toast.
WANTED: SINGERS — INCHOIR WITHIN
God gave us mouths that close and ears that don’t. What does that suggest?
Whoever stole our AC units: Keep them, you’re going to need them where you’re going.
Kids: If you are praying for a blizzard, please go to Dairy Queen.
You Can’t Enter Heaven Unless Jesus Enters You.
Sin. It is a short word that can mean a long sentence.
FREE BEER! (Just Kidding) But Jesus is free to all!
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You aren’t going anywhere until you change it.
Our LIFEGUARD walks on water!
Our Forecast: GOD REIGNS & HIS SON SHINES
If you want to stand up for Jesus, you’d best start by kneeling.
OK, that’s enough. Whew, I’m so glad you allowed me to get all of that out of my system. Wait, here is one more: A joyful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones. Proverbs 17:22
God bless your day!
Vern